Banana Santana

🎺

Name Generator

Dedicated to Thomas Pynchon and Fernando Pessoa.

—

Six Patterns

25%

Object + Surname

Bread Schwartz, Cheese Mullet, Flapjack Arnold

25%

Normal + Absurd

Marc Remorse, Susan Melancholy, Bernard Turbulence

20%

Rhyming Pairs

Banana Santana, Mallory Ballory, Cillian Milligan

10%

Quasi-European

Samson Heichentheibuuts, Clemethy Swartzchild

10%

Celebrity Mashups

Julio Louis Dreyfus, James Earl Moans, Brad Pitt Stop

10%

Nicknamed Characters

"Dental" Dan Johnson, "Bad At It" Bonnie Clark

Each name has a 65% chance of receiving an occupation.